'WHAT
A BLOCKBUSTER'
Scene
– in Hollywood
Chorus: Lights! Camera! Action! We have an idea
For a big-budget blockbuster movie of the year!
It's got car chases, mystery, romance risqué
In fact we've got every Hollywood cliché
There's an all-action hero…
Arnie: I'll be bach.
Chorus: A comic side-kick…
Ernie: Well I'll be Beethoven… Bach… Beethoven…
get it?
Chorus: A romantic diversion…
Candy: Gasp! I've twisted my ankle. Carry me?
Chorus: And a kid who's psychic…
Jimmy: I see dead people.
Chorus: An ill-fated cheerleader…
Buffy: Give me an E E R G H – What does it spell?
Eergh! (She drops dead)
Chorus: Her hook handed assassin…
Long John: (Like a pirate) Arr! I know what
you did last summer me hearty.
Chorus: An animated mouse and a pig with a passion…
Babe: Lah, lah, lah.
Chorus: There's a bald-headed baddie…
Dr Nasty (But-Not-Quite-Evil): (Austin Power-esque.)
1 million, billion, zillion, squillion, quintillion, dwingvillion dollars!
Chorus: Vampire from a crypt…
Drac: I've come to suck your blood.
Chorus: Yes we've got it all – all we need is
a script!
