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© 2005 Grumpy Cat Plays

What A Blockbuster | What A Character | What A Circus | What A Funny Farm
What A Pal | What A Performance | What A Trick | What A Trip | What A Voice

'WHAT A PERFORMANCE'

Scene – in a Theatre


(The Actors push the Playwrights out of the way and take centre stage)

Actors: We play these classic people.
In role play we immerse.
We take our bows politely, (They bow)
And then we all disperse. (They run in a small circle and reassemble CS)
I say, we are the actors! We struggle to rehearse,
With our articulation of rhyming and blank verse.
We stand with legs akimbo. Our kissing lips we purse.
Raised arms in acclamation!
Critics: The acting can't get worse!
Actors: I am serious actor. My countenance is terse.
I am a tragedian. We all die. Call the hearse.
I am the comic actor, with joking to converse.
I am the villain actor. My presence is a curse.

 
 
Play Title
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Duration
Initial Script
Photocopy Deal
Royalty (non-ticketed performance)
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What A Performance
This small play looks at the egos and prima-donnas who are the public face of the stage – the actors, singers and dancers. It also goes behind the curtain and introduces us to those unsung heroes who make the magic happen – the poverty-stricken producers, frazzled stage-managers and the phantom back-stage crews.
10 - 25
20 minutes
AU$8.80 (inc GST+P&H)
AU$44 (inc GST)
AU$55 (inc GST)
AU$55 or 10% of Gross Box Office (whichever is greater)
 

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‘What A Performance’
© Allen Dickson, 1994

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