'MINI
SPOOKS'
Scene
– in a pre-ghoul kindergarten: 'Doctor Frankie's Day Care Centre'.
Narrators:
Before wolves can howl and zombies groan,
Before witches cackle and mummies moan,
Before phantom ghosts put on their sheathe,
Before Dracula began to teethe,
These ghouls were babies, short and tall
Who drove their parents up the wall!
They made a call and who should enter?
Doctor Frankie's Day Care Centre!
(The scene is in Doctor Frankie's Day Care Centre. Frankie wants
to get all the young ghouls to sit down.)
Frankie: (In a German accent) Now, come and
sit down here boys and ghouls.
Drac: I don't wanna.
Frankie: Now, now, my little Count – manners,
manners, manners! It costs nothing to be polite. Even things that go
bump in the night should say 'Excuse me'.
Wanda: Do I have to sit next to the werewolf? He has
fleas!
Wolfy: Well you've got warts!
Frankie: Enough. Wolfy, go and sit on the chair.
Wolfy: I can't… Mum and Dad say I'm not allowed
to sit on the furniture.
