'TONGUE
TWISTER TOWN'
Scene
– the beach-side Sleet Street Market in Tongue Twister Town.
Wilamena:
Welcome to Sleet Street Coffee Click Café. Your order sir?
Harry: As president of the Coffee Connoisseurs' Club,
I want a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee cup.
Harriet: Oooh! A proper cup of coffee in a proper copper
coffee cup for me too thanks.
Henry: I'll have a proper copper coloured coffee in
a proper copper coffee cup.
Henrietta: I'll have a cup of cappuccino in a proper
copper bottomed coffee cup.
Helga: A proper cup of coffee in a proper coffee cup
but with an aluminium bottom please.
Hortencia: I'll have a proper cup of cocoa.
Will: Are you aluminiuming it mam?
Hortencia: No I'm copper bottoming it.
Will: And you?
Jim: A glass of water thanks… Oh, and some mixed
biscuits.
Hortencia: Mixed biscuits.
Helga: Mixed biscuits.
Henrietta: Mixed biscuits.
Henry: Mixed biscuits.
Harriet: Mixed biscuits.
Harry: Not for me thanks
Wilamena: So that's 2 proper cups of coffee in proper
copper coffee cups…
Will: 1 proper copper coloured coffee in a proper copper
coffee cup…
Wilamena: A cappuccino in a proper copper bottomed
coffee cup…
Will: A proper cup of coffee in a proper aluminium
coffee cup…
Wilamena: 1 proper cup of cocoa – copper bottomed…
Will: A glass of water…
Wilamena & Will: And six mixed biscuits…