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'UNNATURAL DISASTERS'

Scene – on the set of ‘Funniest Natural Disasters’, sort of a family-based ‘Funniest Home Videos’ type of show


Host 1: Hello everyone and welcome to another accident-prone edition of Australia's Funniest Natural Disasters. Have you ever thought your own family was the biggest natural disaster? Well in this first video, here's a family barbecue which goes off with a bang!
Video 1 – I Lava Barbie
(The MacFizz family enact their barbecue scene, holidaying on the slopes of Mt Etna)
MacFizz Family: We were high up on Mount Etna
Just enjoying the view…
Mort: I know!
Chorus: Dad said.
Mort: I've an idea. Let's have a barbecue!
Maude: I've brought along some egg salad!
Mary: I've got croquettes kromesky (a type of Polish croquette!)
Marty: And I've brought along some tofu steaks
Kept cool in this here esky.
Minnie: But we don't have a barbecue
To cook such treats delicious.
Mort: Have no fear my little dear
We'll use these volcanic fissures…

 
 
Play Title
Synopsis
Number of Parts
Duration
Initial Script
Photocopy Deal
Royalty (non-ticketed performance)
Royalty (ticketed performance)
Unnatural Disasters
Performed in the style of 'Australia's Funniest Home Videos', we watch various families' home videos of unwittingly releasing some of the biggest natural disasters – volcanoes, earthquakes, tsunamis…
25
20 minutes
AU$9.90 (inc GST+P&H)
AU$55 (inc GST)
AU$55 (inc GST)
AU$55 or 10% of Gross Box Office (whichever is greater)
 

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‘Unnatural Disasters’
© Allen Dickson, 2002

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