'BOZOLOGY'
Scene
– at Saint Tiberius of the Enigmatic Wheeze Primary School
Sourpuss: What is going on here?
Kids: Maths!
Sourpuss: Would you like to explain Mr Killjoy?
Killjoy: Simple pimple.
Sourpuss: I beg your pardon!
Killjoy: I said, (yelling) "SIMPLE PIMPLE!"
We were just making our maths revision a little more fun.
Sourpuss: "Fun"? Did I hear you say "fun"?
There is no place in the curriculum for fun. If school was meant to
be fun, teachers would have red noses and… Goodness me, Mr Killjoy.
Your nose… It's big… and red!
Killjoy: Well you're no Pamela Anderson either.
Sourpuss: You've turned into (gasp) a clown!
Killjoy: Don't make a fuss hippopotamus.
Sourpuss: Don't insult me you bongo tree!
Kid: She's doing it too.
Sourpuss: Doing what flowerpot?
Kids: Turning into a clown!
Sourpuss: Not at all tennis ball. Uh-oh! I think I'm
going to sneeze and I don't have a hanky.
Killjoy: Here, borrow one of mine. (He reaches
into his pocket and pulls out a long stream of multicoloured hankies.
Sourpuss sneezes, blows her nose and then reveals her own clown nose.
The Kids laugh.)
Sourpuss: What's so funny? (She walks around the
stage in an exaggerated clown walk)
Kids: Your nose…
