'DISORIENT
EXPRESS'
Scene
– on board the famous ‘Orient Express’
Gill: That last tunnel was dark Wally… Wally?
Has anyone seen Wally Whattsit?
All: Not me. Etc.
Julian: Hot dog! Where could he be?
Yabouti: He couldn't have got off. We haven't pulled
in to any stations.
Skip: He must have… vanished.
Yamama: I think the question that everyone is asking
is…
All: Where's Wally?
Lucy: Has anyone seen him?
All: Don't know. Never seen him. No idea.
Midge: Someone must have seen him.
Gert: What was he wearing?
Gill: A tall fellow, bespectacled and in blue jeans,
a red and white striped top and a matching beanie.
Miriam: Yes, I think I saw him earlier too. Did he
have a cane?
Gus: And a little white dog?
All: Oooh! I saw him!
Skip: He was in the crowd at the station. I saw him
once but I'll be darned if I could find him again.
Gilda: There’s only one conclusion. Wally Whattsit
has been… murdered!
All: Murdered?
Anne: Well who would have thought that there would
be a murder on the Orient Express?
All: Unthinkable!
